36E boobs show up to a party shouting "We're here! We're big! Come look at us!" However, most men and women aren't content with just getting a glimpse at these mega melons. Most of the babes would rather be caressing and sucking on these jumbo juggs, while the dudes want to take off their pants and start titty fucking them. 36E breasts are easier to spot than a bowling ball among baseballs, so whenever a woman endowed with them walks by, she's guaranteed to turn heads. The expression "sweater puppies" doesn't do a pair of big tits like this justice. Instead, we'll have to go with something much larger, like maybe "sweater mastiffs." Forget dog analogies; let's just agree to use "sweater mountains" from now on, because these hills have size! It's said that in the event of a plane crash, 36E titties can be used as floatation devices.